DISS-CLAIMER

This is the disclaimer. It's here so when people read this comedy blog, they can't say things like "Hey Jeremy! I'm so totally offended right now. I'm very tempted to kick you in the balls!" Well jokes on you, fellow and/or madame... cause I'm instantly offended by usage of the word "balls". Seriously, it makes trips to common American sporting pastimes very uncomfortable. I hope you feel slightly more jack-ass-ish right now for your presumption that because I'm going to say VERY taboo things involving pretty offensive themes, that I can't be slightly offended myself. Look- you're not even letting me get my disclaimer out of the way. Selfish bastard.

Anyway... I'll say things that are just plain silly. They'll ruffle a feather or two, but they're meant in jest. I'll be sure to try to equally offend everyone. If you ARE easily upset and don't have a very liberal sense of humor, just stick to my silly shenanigans on facebook or via email. If you enjoy reading things you probably shouldn't and getting a little peek into the brains that are Debby & me - well then you've come to the right place - read on! balls.