-if you can't keep rhythm any better than Michael J Fox can draw a straight line
-if your falsetto resembles a kitty being processed through a meat grinder tail first....slowly...ever so very slowly
-you're illeterate. Seriously? I had to fucking tell you that? What's worse, you don't g-damned know I just told you... cause this is a blog.
-you're white and the song you're choosing to sing was performed by an African American. Sorry to perform racism but there's a reason that the stereotype (like having huge wangs and a penchant for playing bass) involves an ability to sing that's not automatically granted to the caucasian persuasian. If your song is by Eminem, that's pretty damn well redundant. It's like saying a redneck shouldn't take tutoring lessons from a retarded child... it's just compounding the problem.
-you've had more than 2 beers but less than 6.
Rest assured.... the more my friends make me be in this god forsaken place, you'll recieve further rulings.
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